Coroas gostosos e embriagados - betrunkener Stiefvater lecker
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Coroas gostos contado piadas de sacanagem.
vor 5 Jahren
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Das ist das **************, das auf dem Ball war. Erzähl mal, Tony.
Er ging auf den Ball, tanzte den ganzen Abend, nahm niemanden auf, kam zurück, kam am 5. Morgen über die Wiese, und er sah eine Kuh, und sagte: "Ich esse diese Kuh.".
Er hat die Kuh gesattelt, über die Schlucht gebrettert, über die Kuh geklettert, von hier weg, von dort aus, das mittlere, halbgebeugte Fahrwerk passt nicht, er sagte: "Das wird nicht funktionieren, Sir.".
Es frisst die Nase der Kuh, ****** der Kuh den Kopf, und bald reißt die Kuh das halbe Netz aus.
"Wenn der Meister kocht, heirate ich dich jetzt.".
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erickhetield vor 3 Jahren
an Chubsicle : To those wondering what they are talking about:
It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was to large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cows nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.
It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though
It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was to large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cows nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.
It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though
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an erickhetield : Thank you for the translation Eric. I can now see why they are all enjoying the joke
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erickhetield vor 3 Jahren
an tomparkuk : To those wondering what they are talking about:
It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was too large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cow's nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.
It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though
It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was too large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cow's nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.
It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though
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